Joke:
Ah, coffee at Halloween – it’s ghouled to the last drop.
Security stuff:
Worried about Heartbleed? LastPass’ Security Check has you covered
Stop laying the blame for Heartbleed on open source (yeah, especially since we all know the butler did it)
3 big lessons to learn from Heartbleed (Don’t do that. Don’t do that, either. Seriously, really don’t do that.)
Mainframe stuff:
IBM Brings Hadoop to the Mainframe (Big data meets Big Iron. Hilarity ensues.)
IBM Positions Mainframe Front and Center of Cloud (A prime example of why marketing people shouldn’t be allowed to hear buzz words. Or tell them fake buzz words. That would be hilarious.)
Other stuff:
Working for the weekend? Not if you want to keep your job (It’s your call. Or not. Something. Lemme go back to sleep.)
Tell us your tech priorities for a chance to win $500 (Priority #1: Obtain $500 for some new tech stuff)
How Tech Can Help Cities Reduce Crime
50 years of BASIC: Celebrating the programming language’s long, eventful life
Free ebook: Programming Windows Store Apps with HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, Second Edition (Put your web skills to work on Windows)
C# Guru – An Interview With Eric Lippert
Windows search tips:
Advanced tips for searching in Windows
How to Search for Text Inside of Any File Using Windows Search
The Puntastic Programmer 