5/17/2014 Developer News Roundup

Joke:

Apparently, the Spice Girls are getting back together, but they’re adding a new girl, who happens to be 74 years old. She’s going to be known as “Old Spice”.

 

Web, cloud and mobile news:

Google gets on Dart soapbox, demos move from JavaScript (Dart targets the mainstream)

What’s new in Microsoft Azure (Item #1: It’s still going)

React: Making faster, smoother UIs for data-driven Web apps (A reactionary tale)

How Microsoft’s cloud push will affect your job (Watch your back)

Facebook: MVC Does Not Scale, Use Flux Instead [Updated] (Ah, there’s the flux of the matter)

FCC pushes ahead with plan for Internet ‘fast lane’ (Let’s see how fast they can make everyone’s blood boil)

One Web hoster’s wonderfully trollish FCC protest (And something to make you smile)

Son of SOPA: The Internet under siege (Businesses on the Internet wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for the business “leaders”)

12 things we hate about PHP (Just 12? Did they drop a zero or three?)

SD Times Blog: Microsoft open-sources ASP.NET on GitHub (Now with baking soda)

How Joyent debugs Node code (Welcome to the Joyent Luck Club)

Don’t Forget to Cover Your Client Side! (A.K.A., cover you backside)

Spark Micro Web Framework (Made by really small spiders)

Rethinking DOM Traversal (Traversal of fortune?)

WebComponents.org (The new old thing)

No more JS frameworks (Yes)

Introducing ASP.NET vNext

 

Security news:

Microsoft continues RC4 encryption phase-out plan with .NET security updates (I feel more secure already…or not…)

Windows 8 Is The Most Secure Version Yet: Here’s Why (It is, it really is)

Security-vendor snake oil: 7 promises that don’t deliver (It’s a very simple equation: salesperson + promise = lie)

 

Functional Programming:

Functionally SOLID 2

A simple and straight forward Single File Windows Service template for F# (Hopefully, this is serviceable)

The slow adoption of Functional Programming in banks! (They’re still waiting to see if this Internet thing is for real)

Announcing FSharp.Azure – An Idiomatic F# Azure Storage API

Kaplan-Meier Survival Analysis Using F# (Get your crash course here)

 

Miscellaneous news:

Why run SQL on NoSQL? Speed, says Splice Machine (It’s the splice of life)

Hot boss, cold boss: This tech pro just had no chance (This would be even more amusing if the guy was self-employed)

Hg Init: a Mercurial tutorial (Read it quickly)

How a Boston Hospital is Using Google Glass to Save Lives (So, there is a use for this product that doesn’t have a creepy factor to it)

It was the best of times, it was the burst of times (Just when I was feeling all happy and bubbly)

8 new tech job titles — grab ’em before they’re hot (Because on Internet time, they’ll be hot two weeks from now and obsolete in six)

Agile Testing Heresy: Are You Testing Too Much? (I feel testy, does that count?)

For Microsoft, going backwards is the new forwards, but that’s ok (As long as that last step isn’t over the edge of a cliff)

New PostgreSQL guns for NoSQL market (How about we come up with a new database system and forget all this SQL/NoSQL stuff ever happened?)

Head games: What we saw at NeuroGaming Conference 2014 (I have a headache already)

Plumber, Mechanic, Programmer (Be sure not to get your pipes all tangled up in a bunch while reading this)

Rebooting Entity Framework (Lighter, fluffier)

10 Articles Every Programmer Must Read (If you have time to remember and know the URL, etc.)

Visual Studio 2013 Update 2 (Available now)

How Gamification Drives Business Objectives (Waiter, I’ll have the Agile special with a side order of Kanban, all smothered in gamification sauce)

With CShell, C# developers can bypass Visual Studio more often (Sally sells it by the CShore)

A new API for Visual Studio Online

So Here’s Why Everyone Is Starting Sentences With The Word ‘So’ (So true)

Ask Ars: Why are some programming languages faster than others? (Better hamsters)

 

Educational news:

SD Times Blog: Fifteen toys, games and tools that teach programming (Oh, so that’s what programming is like…)

Microsoft Research launches Code Hunt, an educational Web game for learning programming (This reminded me of the old TV show Sea Hunt)

5/5/2014 Article Links

Joke:

The Irish don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo. They do celebrate Fifth of Gin.

 

Security stuff:

Data breaches 9% more costly in 2013 than year before (this isn’t helping my feelings of insecurity about the Internet at all)

IBM rolls out new security suite, services as Target CEO’s head rolls (Hmm…bowling with CEO heads…I sense a new game idea)

11 reasons encryption is (almost) dead (It sure smells dead)

 

Web and mobile stuff:

Thanks to Tom Wheeler, the end of the open Internet is nigh 

iPhone 6 release date, news and rumors (It’s not a tumor…wait…never mind)

This AI tells you if your website is too cluttered (or you could just have your Mom look at it)

 

Cloud stuff:

Cloud Apps Soar, CIOs Take on New Role (Now with more fluff)

Run your own cloud storage for less, EMC says (…with their help, of course)

 

Microsoft stuff:

Microsoft Is Technology’s Comeback Kid (No kidding?)

Microsoft’s decision to patch Windows XP is a mistake (darned if they do, darned if they don’t)

Microsoft reissues botched Windows 8.1 Update KB 2919355 (hopefully, this doesn’t bring on another round of botulism)

High-tech Gaming Is Giving K-12 STEM Education A New Way To Play: A First Person Perspective by Corinth CEO Ondrej Homola

Bing Ads Jump Start (Add some bada boom to your bada bing)

Make Windows 8 Games with Construct 2 (Pro Construct advice)

Building Blocks: Initialize() C#, .NET, & JavaScript Dev Skills

Unity 3.5 RTW: Now with more Peace, Love, and Rock ‘n’ Roll (Wasn’t there something about drugs and something else in there?)

Twenty C# Questions Explained (Because they don’t feel like answering any more)

 

Other stuff:

Hadoop, Python, and NoSQL lead the pack for big data jobs 

Graphic Design Tips for Game Apps 

Not Your Father’s Java: An Opinionated Guide to Modern Java Development, Part 1 (In other words, check your own opinions at the door)

Experiencing Silicon Valley overload? For help, look inward 

Apple, Facebook, others defy authorities, notify users of secret data demands 

79 Percent of IT Administrators Want to Quit Due to Stress (The remaining 21% work for insurance companies)

4/28/2014 Articles Links

Joke:

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

 

Security stuff:

US CERT and KB 2963983: Don’t use drive-by-enabled Internet Explorer (Ugh, here goes another round)

Microsoft confirms Internet Explorer zero-day 

Sure disaster: How not to do the Internet of things (Back away from the toaster and no one will get hurt)

 

Other stuff:

IBM puts all its cloud services in online marketplace (That should make both of their cloud customers happy for about two minutes)

The state of the Internet: Faster, with more IPv6 — and more attacks (More thrills. More chills.)

10 users IT hates to support (Be the first IT Tech Pro to collect all ten!)

Forget Your ISP: Mesh Networks Are The Future Of The Internet (Wake me up when it actually happens)

Having High-Tech Gadgets Is a Career-Booster, Says Study (There you go, another reason to buy more electronics, as if you really needed another reason)

The Face Recognition Algorithm That Finally Outperforms Humans (It nose who you are)

Top 10 Mistakes that C# Programmers Make (Read the article, and learn how to C Sharper)

What’s left of NoSQL? (MoSQL – you see, if you read the alphabet left to right, M is left of N. Go ahead and slam the browser shut indisgust, now)

4/5/2014 Article Links

Joke:

I sat in on a court session once where the judge and the lawyers all spoke in rhyme. That was the first time I had ever seen poetic justice in action.

 

Cloud stuff:

Amazon, Cisco, Google crowd the cloud — no thanks to NSA or IT

Microsoft’s Satya Nadella puts the cloud front and center

Amazon holds off Google’s cloud charge — for now

The NSA’s spying has in fact hurt U.S. cloud providers

Microsoft Hears Amazon Price Drop, Raises It An Azure Cut

 

Big Data, Big Data!

Big data showdown: Cassandra vs. HBase

 

Product info:

Eneter Messaging Framework (cross-platform framework for inter-process communication)

 

Java stuff:

Oracle Announces Most Significant Upgrade to Java Programming Model with Java 8 (this mentions a few details other articles have skipped over)

 

F# stuff:

Xamarin F# – Experience Report

 

Mainframe stuff:

Serving 3270 screens to thin-client web browsers through straight TCP/IP connections (yep, now you can serve up those delicious green screens right on your iPad)

 

Other random stuff:

How Dropbox Knows When You’re Sharing Copyrighted Stuff (Without Actually Looking At Your Stuff)

WinJS: 5 Things You Need To Know About Microsoft’s New Open-Source JavaScript Library (not just for Windows, apparently)

SQL and NoSQL come together with new MariaDB Enterprise offerings (just like peanut butter and chocolate!)

Analysis Paralysis: Over-thinking and Knowing Too Much to Just CODE

Spring cleaning for your code, thanks to CodeMaid (Visual Studio extension)

A close look at the Agile Manifesto after 13 years

Duktape (an embeddable JavaScript engine for C/C++)

Cortana blows away Siri and Google Now, may bring me back to Windows Phone