5/17/2014 Developer News Roundup

Joke:

Apparently, the Spice Girls are getting back together, but they’re adding a new girl, who happens to be 74 years old. She’s going to be known as “Old Spice”.

 

Web, cloud and mobile news:

Google gets on Dart soapbox, demos move from JavaScript (Dart targets the mainstream)

What’s new in Microsoft Azure (Item #1: It’s still going)

React: Making faster, smoother UIs for data-driven Web apps (A reactionary tale)

How Microsoft’s cloud push will affect your job (Watch your back)

Facebook: MVC Does Not Scale, Use Flux Instead [Updated] (Ah, there’s the flux of the matter)

FCC pushes ahead with plan for Internet ‘fast lane’ (Let’s see how fast they can make everyone’s blood boil)

One Web hoster’s wonderfully trollish FCC protest (And something to make you smile)

Son of SOPA: The Internet under siege (Businesses on the Internet wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for the business “leaders”)

12 things we hate about PHP (Just 12? Did they drop a zero or three?)

SD Times Blog: Microsoft open-sources ASP.NET on GitHub (Now with baking soda)

How Joyent debugs Node code (Welcome to the Joyent Luck Club)

Don’t Forget to Cover Your Client Side! (A.K.A., cover you backside)

Spark Micro Web Framework (Made by really small spiders)

Rethinking DOM Traversal (Traversal of fortune?)

WebComponents.org (The new old thing)

No more JS frameworks (Yes)

Introducing ASP.NET vNext

 

Security news:

Microsoft continues RC4 encryption phase-out plan with .NET security updates (I feel more secure already…or not…)

Windows 8 Is The Most Secure Version Yet: Here’s Why (It is, it really is)

Security-vendor snake oil: 7 promises that don’t deliver (It’s a very simple equation: salesperson + promise = lie)

 

Functional Programming:

Functionally SOLID 2

A simple and straight forward Single File Windows Service template for F# (Hopefully, this is serviceable)

The slow adoption of Functional Programming in banks! (They’re still waiting to see if this Internet thing is for real)

Announcing FSharp.Azure – An Idiomatic F# Azure Storage API

Kaplan-Meier Survival Analysis Using F# (Get your crash course here)

 

Miscellaneous news:

Why run SQL on NoSQL? Speed, says Splice Machine (It’s the splice of life)

Hot boss, cold boss: This tech pro just had no chance (This would be even more amusing if the guy was self-employed)

Hg Init: a Mercurial tutorial (Read it quickly)

How a Boston Hospital is Using Google Glass to Save Lives (So, there is a use for this product that doesn’t have a creepy factor to it)

It was the best of times, it was the burst of times (Just when I was feeling all happy and bubbly)

8 new tech job titles — grab ’em before they’re hot (Because on Internet time, they’ll be hot two weeks from now and obsolete in six)

Agile Testing Heresy: Are You Testing Too Much? (I feel testy, does that count?)

For Microsoft, going backwards is the new forwards, but that’s ok (As long as that last step isn’t over the edge of a cliff)

New PostgreSQL guns for NoSQL market (How about we come up with a new database system and forget all this SQL/NoSQL stuff ever happened?)

Head games: What we saw at NeuroGaming Conference 2014 (I have a headache already)

Plumber, Mechanic, Programmer (Be sure not to get your pipes all tangled up in a bunch while reading this)

Rebooting Entity Framework (Lighter, fluffier)

10 Articles Every Programmer Must Read (If you have time to remember and know the URL, etc.)

Visual Studio 2013 Update 2 (Available now)

How Gamification Drives Business Objectives (Waiter, I’ll have the Agile special with a side order of Kanban, all smothered in gamification sauce)

With CShell, C# developers can bypass Visual Studio more often (Sally sells it by the CShore)

A new API for Visual Studio Online

So Here’s Why Everyone Is Starting Sentences With The Word ‘So’ (So true)

Ask Ars: Why are some programming languages faster than others? (Better hamsters)

 

Educational news:

SD Times Blog: Fifteen toys, games and tools that teach programming (Oh, so that’s what programming is like…)

Microsoft Research launches Code Hunt, an educational Web game for learning programming (This reminded me of the old TV show Sea Hunt)

4/9/2014 Article Links

Joke:

An old married couple is driving along a long, winding country road. The wife is talking a mile-a-minute as the old gentleman occasionally nods and grunts while keeping his eye straight ahead. At one point, the car hits a nasty bump in the road, the passenger door flings open, and the wife spills out. The man doesn’t even notice and keeps driving. A few minutes later, a cop pulls him over. The officer says, “Sir, we found your wife a few miles back. She’s a little bruised, but otherwise OK.” The old man looks over at the passenger side, then back at the officer and says, “Oh, thank goodness, officer. I thought I had gone deaf!”

 

Read this first:

The Heartbleed Bug

 

Windows stuff:

Microsoft requires migration to Windows 8.1 Update within 5 weeks (Save the date and save the day. Yikes!)

Microsoft should open-source Windows XP, enable 3rd-party support, says legal scholar (This could be taken more seriously if it had been posted on April 1)

The story of the Windows XP ‘Bliss’ desktop theme—and what it looks like today (news from the WABAC machine)

Microsoft removes Windows 8.1 Update from WSUS update servers (oops)

Microsoft Patch Tuesday bids adieu to Windows XP (also notes about other patches)

What’s new in Windows 8.1 Update

 

Web development stuff:

easeJS (Classical Object-Oriented JavaScript Framework)

JavaScript OCR 

pixi.js (Super fast HTML 5 2D rendering engine that uses webGL with canvas fallback)

 

Mobile development stuff:

Handy code-free mobile app development resources for small businesses (code free, maybe, but not all are cost free)

Microsoft extends its JavaScript framework to rivals

 

Microsoft news:

Ballmer, Not Nadella, Gave The Go-Ahead To Ship Office For iPad, Which Has Racked Up 12M Downloads (this just highlights the disconnect between software developers and non-software developers)

The most hated browser in the world is finally dead (Now, can everyone just move on?)

Microsoft and open source: True love or casual fling?

Microsoft Azure Developer Camp: Build a Cloud-Native App (free virtual class)

Four things developers should know about the new Microsoft

Microsoft adds .Net compiler to open source offerings

 

Other stuff:

Google courts enterprise developers for Glass (Don’t most enterprises already have a glass ceiling?)

MongoDB 2.6: Our Biggest Release Ever (all hail the new king!)

CIOs: Lure Top Tech Talent by Offering Free Lunch (Developers: Beware of overuse of the words “Happy” and “Meal” when the CIO describes what your free lunches will be like)

Beware of NoSQL standards in Oracle’s clothing (woof)

Big data needs software-defined storage (well, what do you know? IBM offers a solution right up this alley)

Controversial Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich resigns

Java Tip: Hibernate validation in a standalone implementation